Jaden Yuki Gives You The Most Intense Motivational Speech Ever.
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How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though
Jesus of Nazareth when Judas sells him out for thirty pieces of silver which is worth $370 dollars in current money.
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
“Oh, it’s a nickname,” said Pippin. “My full name is Peregrine.”
“I see,” said Boromir. “And what is Merry short for?”
“It’s ‘cause I’m a hobbit, of course,” said Merry. “And what’re you so tall for, then?”
My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
the most dangerous game passed into the public domain this year so I will be producing this movie
This is so funny because I read to The Most Dangerous game again recently and it was a lot less homoerotic than I remember it being. No idea what was going on with 7th grade me but I like my version a lot better.
This is making me crease and I can’t stop watching it ahahah
literally anyone in the lord of the rings: oh geez we’re getting overwhelmed…we can’t hold the enemy back much longer…
legolas:
kintatsujo
